WHILE YOU'RE HERE
PLEASE BE NORMAL.

Today BORDERLINEMURDER.COM has been switched over to its new home.

This summer I have already been extremely busy but at the same time it's been very rewarding.

I cannot wait to share what all is coming up for THE BORDERLINE MURDER TRILOGY.

In the meantime, here are the original MESSAGES OF THE DAY on the previous website, archived forever...

#borderline #murder #shirts #now #live #brand #ad
(6/8/26)

go see I LOVE BOOSTERS in theaters now
(6/7/26)

unfortunately a “i don’t like the crust” on PB&Js kinda girlie
(6/6/26)

i cannot wait to graduate from college and be in debt from loans for the rest of my life
(6/5/26)

postmortem has zero metaphors
(6/4/26)

shiny cardboard fuels me as a person
(6/3/26)

i am nothing without energy drinks
(6/2/26)

happy pride month celebrate by playing banjo-kazooie on the n64
(6/1/26)

multi cam sitcoms give me the ick
(5/31/26)

less mobile gaming more browser flash games
(5/30/26)

we are not on this earth just to suffer but to also eat unlimited pancakes
(5/29/26)

i had an epiphany today that was so profoundly beautiful and it involved pixels
(5/28/26)

films for girls who developed carpal tunnel as a child due to playing too much webkinz
(5/27/26)

shout out messy girlfailures
(5/26/26)

nothing is forever so appreciate tubi while we still can
(5/25/26)

think of postmortem as if judd apatow took a lot of inspiration from neil breen
(5/24/26)

That's all for now. Until next time.
And while you're here... please be normal.